Narcissism

 I think I'll take a picture using this mirror every time I'm near it.  2nd time so far...amazed it hasn't sold.  In the window of an antiques store.

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Went to a wedding on Saturday.  Big takeaways:  wearing a bluetooth headset to a wedding makes you look like a dork.  And, most people do not remove the marketing stickers from the front of their point-n-shoot cameras...also looking dorky.

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Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.

- Billy Rose