Thought of the Day - the grossest man alive

75802-1701722-thumbnail.jpgI had a really gross taxi cab driver the other day.  I think he last showered when Carter was in office...just a bit ripe he was.  And he spent most of the trip hocking up phlegm in a rhythmic fashion...like he was trying to play a tune with his sinuses. 

 Best part, he was explaining to me between snorting fits how taxi drivers are ambassadors for cities.