Travelling gains more pleasure

So, the expensive, intrusive, and, at least in my opinion, 'aren't the terrorists winning by causing us to have to do this useless security theater', screening business failed to prevent someone from bringing exploding underpants onto a flight.  So, off we go again on a whirlwind of new regulations.  I am all in favor of the authorities just cutting ahead to the end game.  We will all have to travel naked and tranquilized, chained up and crated.

I will take trains, boats and perhaps even buses whenever possible.  At least until someone tries something on those forms of transportation.  Then, I'm moving to the hills and shall live out my life as a hermit.